Kirby Pines Retirement Community | The Pinecone

The transportation team, led by Latanya Bailey, continues to shine day in and day out. More importantly, during our winter storm on January 10th, the team came together and worked around the clock to shuttle employees from both Kirby and the Farms to work and home. Bailey's leadership skills with coordinating and communicating with her transportation team make her an amazing leader! THANK YOU TO BAILEY AND HER TEAM FOR A JOBWELL DONE! THANK YOU TO THE KIRBY PINES TRANSPORTATIONDEPARTMENT! CHAMPIONS OF THE MONTH • 8 • The Pinecone | February 2025 Valentine Jokes! Question: What Valentine's message can you find in a honeycomb? Answer: "Bee mine." Question: Why are artichokes so beloved? Answer: They're known for their hearts. Question: What did the love-obsessed candle say when it was lit? Answer: "I found the perfect match!" Question: Why did the magnet hit on the refrigerator? Answer: He found her to be very attractive. Question: What's the best recipe for a perfect morning on February 14? Answer: A hug and a quiche. Question: What's the most romantic ship? Answer: Courtship. Question: What did the pickle say to the other on Valentine's Day? Answer: "You're a big dill to me." Question: How did the cashew share its feelings with the almond? Answer: "I'm nuts about you." Question: How did the two prunes confirm dinner plans? Answer: They said it was a date. Question: Why do air fresheners love Valentine's Day? Answer: They're so scent-imental. Question: How did one drum tell the other about its feelings? Answer: "My heart beats for you." Question: How can you save money on Valentine's gifts? Answer: Become single. Question: What kind of flowers shouldn't you gift your girlfriend? Answer: Cauliflowers. Question: What did the baker say to his wife on Valentine's Day? Answer: "Gimme some sugar!" Question: Why was the canoe considered a heartthrob? Answer: He was so row-mantic. Question: Which type of flower is the best at giving smooches? Answer: Tulips. Question: What can get you in trouble with the law on Valentine's? Answer: Stealing too many hearts. Question: Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef? Answer: He’ll dessert you. Question: Did you hear about the two radios that got married? Answer: The reception was amazing. Question: What kind of dinner does Cupid eat? Answer: A hearty one. Question: What did the light bulb say to the switch? Answer: “You turn me on.” Question: What did the omelet say to the toast on Valentine’s Day? Answer: “You’re eggs-actly my type.” Question: Why are my feet cold on Valentine’s Day? Answer: Because you knocked my socks off.