Kirby Pines Retirement Community | The Pinecone

• 8 • The Pinecone | September 2024 to the Culinary Team of Kirby Pines. We express our gratitude for the exceptional work you have been doing. Your dedication, creativity, and hard work have not gone unnoticed. We want to extend our heartfelt thanks to each and every one of you. Your resilience and perseverance are truly inspiring, and we are incredibly grateful for your contributions. Thank you for your tireless efforts and for going above and beyond. We are incredibly proud to have such a talented team. Q: What did the plant do at the party? A: It turned up the “beet.” Q: How do plants greet each other? A: Aloe there! Q: What’s a tree’s favorite subject? A: Geometry. Q: Why did the lettuce win the race? A: It was ahead! Q: What did the grape say when it got stepped on? A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine. Q: What did one leaf say to the other? A: “I’m falling for you.” Q: Why did the gardener get an award? A: Because he was “outstanding in his field.” Q: Why did the flower take up acting? A: Because it had a budding talent. Q: Why was the tree stumped? A: It couldn’t get to the root of the problem. Q: Why did the gardener quit? A: His celery wasn't high enough. Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a garden? A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears! Q: What position does a baby plant serve in the army? A: Infant tree Q: Why do plants use photosynthesis? A: So they can have a light snack. Q: Why are plants bad cheerleaders? A: Because they're only rooting for themselves. Q: Why couldn't the flower ride its bike? A: Its petals broke. Q: Why should you avoid arguing with a cactus? A: It has too many great points. Q: Why did the tomato blush? A: Because he saw the salad dressing! Q: What kind of socks does a gardener wear? A: Garden hose! JOKES TO TELL IN THE GARDEN! God initially planned to usewasps to pollinate flowers. But in the end, hewent with plan Bee.